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Dancing With The Stars

Top 5 Funniest DWTS Quotes from Bachelor Pad Finale

Bachelor Pad and Dancing with the Stars spent Monday night together and it was a passionate, sex-soaked fling. Seriously. We've never heard Louis van Amstel use such language. We love it! Beloved DWTS pros Louis, Chelsie Hightower and the recently resigned Edyta Sliwinska choreographed dances for the final three couples in the Pad. Check out the 5 funniest quotes from the resulting action.

5. Jesse Kovacs: Edyta — I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a girl in person with that great of a body. It’s incredible. Edyta is so hot it’s almost unbearable.
We're going to miss watching men drool over Edyta.

4. Dave Good [on dancing with Louis]: I’m twirling him, I’m dipping him and this is business to me. I’m not afraid to get in touch with my feminine side and dance with another guy.
Do you think Louis prefers dancing with Dave Good or Margaret Cho?

3. Elizabeth Kitt: Edyta is extremely sexy. I get a little tinge of jealousy every time she puts her hands up on my man. The first time that Edyta straddled him and looked at him with those eyes, I felt very insecure, actually.
We're also going to miss women seething with jealousy over Edyta.

2. Louis [to Dave and Natalie Getz]: Rumba is romantic. This is get to the point, let’s just get it over with.
The Cha-Cha is like having sex? Len Goodman never explained that!

1. Louis [on Natalie]: In the history of me teaching as a pro I’ve never heard a woman ask 'Please grab my boobs, it’s safer.'
Niecy Nash never asked you that?