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Top 10 Quotes from Episode 2.3, “Bad Moon Rising”

It’s hard to believe that the ever-witty Damon Salvatore was off his game in Episode 2.3, “Bad Moon Rising.” Fortunately for us, though, Caroline was in rare form. We hate to say it, but vamp Blondie is really growing on us! Without further adieu, here are the most memorable quips from Episode 2.3.

Top 10 Quotes from Episode 2.3, “Bad Moon Rising”
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10. That’s no way to talk to your friend.

Caroline: Do you really think I meant to kill that guy at the carnival?
Bonnie: He’s still dead. Now do you want me to cast the spell or not?

9. Now that’s an old movie reference!

Damon: If this wolf man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know its not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk very well may be a Lon Chaney Junior; which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.

8. Friends don’t let friends kill carnies.

Stefan (to Bonnie about a Daywalker ring): You know how to drop vampires with a single look. I think you can figure it out.
Bonnie: Caroline killed someone Stefan. I can’t make it easy for her to do it again.

7. Know your audience

Elena (to Damon): I forgot that I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people compulsively.

6. Oh, snap!

Amy (to Tyler): I’m not really even sure why I was flirting with you. I like Matt.

5. Double Trouble

Vanessa: Doppelgangers usually torment the people they look like, trying to undo their lives. It’s not exactly uplifting.
Elena: And more things we already know.

4. And she didn’t stutter.

Go find somebody single to stalk, Amy.

3. If looks could kill…

Caroline: Why are you looking at him with your Serious Vampire look? It’s different from your Worried Vampire look. Neither of which strays too far from your Hey It’s Tuesday look.
Stefan: You think I’m too serious. Is that it?
Caroline: I mean I wasn’t going to say it like that.

2. Truth be told

Caroline (to Stefan): So, you’re saying that now I’m basically an insecure neurotic control freak on crack.

1. First step Bambi, next stop Dahmer...

Caroline: Isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step to becoming a serial killer?

09.24.2010 / 10:35 PM EDT by Rochell D. Thomas
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