Turns out, Snooki’s not quite as supportive of Mike’s DWTS gig as her fellow housemates, Sammi and Vinnny have been. She pays him a sort of backhanded compliment, saying, “Surprisingly he’s doing very good. Usually when we go to the clubs he dances like this [she pumps her arms] and he doesn’t like move his feet. He has two left feet, so the fact that he got through a routine… I’m very proud of him.”
When asked if she would ever consider doing DWTS herself, Snooki replied, “If I fall off in 10 years, then yes!” Ouch! So, to recap, she’s too pretty for jail, and too A-list for DWTS. Whatever, her muffin top/outrageous bust/pouf would probably get in the way of serious dancing, anyway. Can you imagine Snooki doing a ballroom routine on those short little legs?