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Top 10 Quotes from The Vampire Diaries, Episode 2:4 “Memory Lane”

The new wolf in town, Mason Lockwood, more than makes do in the wit department. But this week he couldn’t compete with quips of Katherine, Damon, and Stefan. Apparently snark comes with vampire DNA. Without further adieu, here are the most quotable zingers from Episode 2.4, “Memory Lane.”

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10. The kid’s got a point

(to Uncle Mason): You blow back into town with some supernatural family secret and you expect me not to ask questions?

9. Knowledge is power

Stefan: What do you know about werewolves?
Katherine: I know not to pet one.

8. Did Katherine see Twilight?

How many other werewolves are out there? I mean is it just limited to the Lockwoods?
Katherine No, there are others. Not many. They’re practically extinct. They mainly exist now in books and really bad movies.

7. Jenna’s got a type

(to Damon): You’ve never dated you. I’ve dated many yous.

6. Oooh the word play

I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: Well, I’m sure I wasn’t half the lady-killer you were.

5. Can’t we all just get along?

I’m serious. Let’s not spark some age-old feud that doesn’t apply to us.

4. Is that a promise or a threat?

Katherine (to Stefan): If you don’t remove her [Elena] from your life, I will kill everyone that she loves while she watches and then I will kill her while you watch.

3. Okay, threat it is...

Katherine: If I have to, I will snap her neck like a twig and you know it.

2. Does she want to kiss him or kill him?

(to Stefan): I have been sipping Vervain every single day for the last 145 years. You caught me by surprise once. I wasn’t going to let it happen again. I doesn’t hurt me, Stefan. I told you. I missed you, Stefan. I just wanted to spend some time with you.

1. Grumpy much?

Bad day?
Damon: Bad century.

10.2.2010 / 03:44 AM EDT by Rochell D. Thomas
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