It turns out Sammi and Ron found their missing sex tape, but they may release it to the public after all. Since news broke of the two misplacing their video-taped romp (which we’re sure was totally an accident and not a publicity stunt at all), the First Couple of Jersey Shore has received huge offers to produce it from porn companies. One source says, "Ronnie and Sammi are currently in posssession of the video, but have been getting a few offers in the millions to release it, and are weighing all their options." Really, it’s about time for an actual Jersey Shore sex tape, and not just MTV-aired clips of bumping and grinding under the covers in green night-vision camera lighting. Plus, since Sammi and Ronnie do a pretty good job of staying out of the news (translation: they’re boring and no one cares about them), this might be a good way to shake up their image. We bet Sammi’s not really a Sweetheart once the covers come off.