Snooki spent her weekend filing paperwork, doing clerical work, cleaning, and vacuuming in Seaside Heights. “What?” you say. “That’s crazy talk!” No, it’s true.
The pint-sized guidette seems to have been wifed up. Who’s the lucky man? Well, it’s not a lucky man so much as a handful of lucky men in uniform.
The Jersey Shorestar got her domestic on at the Seaside Heights police station as the final day of her community service. While she served some time earlier working at an animal shelter and zoo cleaning up after the cuddly animals, she spent her final hours of service cleaning up after the the fine men in blue of Seaside Heights.
We hope for her sake there was a juicehead cop or two to serve as eye-candy while Snooki vacuumed the station and courthouse. Do you think she wore her ridiculous fuzzy slippers?