Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 7: “The Substitute”
5. No one’s too young for fashion
Sue: Kids prefer the substitute, and so do I. And I gotta be honest with you, Will — a lot of it’s the hair thing. In fact, right now I’m tempted to sell your scalp as a tiny, full-length shearling coat for only the most fashionable of premature babies.
4. Three words: So. Freakin’. Adorable.
Mini-Santana: Looking good, Puckerman. Someone’s been eatin’ their Wheaties. Mini-Puck:These guns are fully loaded! Mini-Rachel:Mr. Schue, I for one think we should use our set list for sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters. Mini-Brittany: Someday, I’m gonna go to Paris and visit the Oeuvre. Mini-Mike:I just wanna dance. Mini-Mercedes: Mr. Schuester, you look a little green.
3. Tiny purses are always just showing up
Blaine: Gay. Kurt: Gay, gay. Blaine: Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Kurt: Oh, my gosh! I open my mouth, and a little purse falls out! How did that get in there?
2. Brittany shows compassion
Sue:You know what this is? Mercedes: Toilet brush. Sue: It’s broccoli. When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of Gummi Bears lived.
1. Terri is always looking to make friends
Holly:Hi, I’m Holly Holliday. Terri:Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with the presence of those pinch-worthy tykes! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.7, “The Substitute.”