Stolen identities. Secret alliances and dalliances. Girl-on-girl roofieings. It’s like this whole ep was an homage to our favorite parts of Season 1, and we’re pleased as spiked punch to see it. Here are our favorite moments of old-school scandal.
Juliet’s stated goal is to leave Serena with nothing. Finally, after weeks of doing nothing (and Nate), mission accomplished. All it took was two kisses and a curtain. Oh, and a pilfered phone, a wayward Humphrey, and a vengeful Vanessa. But the worst is yet to come...
1. Serena gets roofied
Jenny and Vanessa may have gotten their meanness out of their systems — but Juliet, it seems, has not yet begun to crazy. Come on, cab driver. Don’t you know a roofieing when you see one?