Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 9: “Special Education”
The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with all of Brittany’s confused comments! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.9, “Special Education.”
Artie: You cheated with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room. Brittany: When? Artie: When I was accusing you of adultery. Brittany: What does that have to do with me cheating? Artie: Adultery means cheating. Brittany:I thought it meant being stupid. Like being “a dolt.”
4. If she isa zombie, at least she’s a hot one
Artie (to Tina): Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
3. Who knows where that’s been
Brittany: I lost your magic comb. I don’t know what happened. I had it in my pocket and then I went to motorcross practice... and then when I left it was gone. That’s why I’ve been avoiding you. I’m so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance at winning — the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn’t want to let you down Artie. Artie: That wasn’t a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash. Brittany:And you let me comb my hair with it?
2. Puck’s new title
Will: Glee needs you to be its ambassador. Puck: More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador.
1. Crickets need to look fashionable, too
Artie: But we all know you can do it. Brittany:And I know that I can’t, just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.