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Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 9: “Special Education”

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with all of Brittany’s confused comments! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.9, “Special Education.”

10. That’s what possums are for, right?

Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums.

9. Roger Clemens would be proud

Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It’s the steroids.

8. Rachel just keeps making friends

(to Rachel): You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

7. Every conversation is like a game of Mad Libs for Brittany

: Just tell me why you would cheat on me.
Brittany: I don’t know — why would I cheat on you? Is this like a Mad Lib or something?

6. We’re not really sure what this is

Sorry I doubted you, Mike.
Mike: Asian kiss?
Tina: Asian kiss.

Credit: Justin Lubin/FOX © 2010 Fox Broadcasting Co.    
5. Honest mistake

You cheated with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room.
Brittany: When?
Artie: When I was accusing you of adultery.
Brittany: What does that have to do with me cheating?
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being “a dolt.”

4. If she is a zombie, at least she’s a hot one

(to Tina): Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

3. Who knows where that’s been

I lost your magic comb. I don’t know what happened. I had it in my pocket and then I went to motorcross practice... and then when I left it was gone. That’s why I’ve been avoiding you. I’m so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance at winning — the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn’t want to let you down Artie.
Artie: That wasn’t a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.
Brittany: And you let me comb my hair with it?

2. Puck’s new title

Glee needs you to be its ambassador.
Puck: More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador.

1. Crickets need to look fashionable, too

But we all know you can do it.
Brittany: And I know that I can’t, just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.

12.2.2010 / 03:34 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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