12. The two often go hand-in-hand Khloé: I was a teenager and a pathological liar.
11. Duly noted, Khlo Khloé: Please don't ask us something when we have food in our mouths.
10. We won't lie: She kinda is the fun one Khloé: [D]on't be jealous just cuz I'm the fun one. Just kidding! Lol!
9. Just your typical game of make-believe Kim, to Kourtney: Remember when we'd play and you'd pretend to be Donna Karan?
8. This is truly shocking Kim: I always wanted to be the center of attention...
7. *Cough* Perez *cough* Khloé: [One time] a celebrity website had pictures of the two of us and said mean things like Kourtney was "rabbit-toothed" and I was a "fat transvestite."
6. Ah, a young girl's dreams... Khloé: When I was young I fantasized about being a Victoria's Secret model. Because back in those days they were the only models who were allowed to have boob and a butt.
5. Supposedly Khloé: Nicole Richie gave me the nickname "Khlo-Money" (or Money for short) because I was supposedly the one in our crowd that always had money.
4. The Kardashians, bitchy? Never! All: You don't have to be a bitch, but being direct doesn't make you a bitch.
3. Ya think? All: Let's face it, Kris [Jenner] can be kind of exhausting.
2. Well, you did elope when you were 19... Kim: I feel a hundred years old already, like I've been doing this dating stuff for so long!
1. We believe it! All: We won't lie to you. Being a celebrity can be pretty fabulous.
We've coined a new word: Kardashianism. That's when one of the Kardashian sisters says something that is truly fabulous and quotable. And in Kardashian Konfidential, this happens on every page! So, dear readers, here are some of our favorite Kardashianisms from their new memoir... that you should run out and buy, BTW. Enjoy!
25. Or the Big Bang All: Some people say it all started with Kim's bootylicious butt.
24. … and they cannot lie! Kim: I always had a big butt — but so did Kourtney, just not as big as mine.
23. They've got the curves to prove it All: We’re not slaves to certain numbers on a scale.
22. We just threw up a little in our mouths Kourtney: I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.
21. We just threw up a little more in our mouths Khloé: I'm Armenian and I get oily.
20. So much for self-love... Kourtney: Whenever I look at my old pictures… I look so ugly and my eyes look weird. 19. Don't look to us for an answer! All: For a while, we wore boxers under our skirts. Who knows why we thought that was cool.
18. Khloé shares a truism Khloé: Your bikini, I believe, should always be waxed.
17. Families that shop together stay together! Kourtney: When we have fights in our family, they usually don't end with an apology. Instead, you just make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, "You want to go shopping?"
16. No wonder she's a sex symbol! Kim: I yawn a lot.
15. … or tape yourself doing it and lose said sex tape Khloé: I ended up losing my virginity… when I was only 14. You should never, EVER have sex when you're that young.
14. She's just like us! Khloé: I'm paranoid about having bad breath or body odor.
13. We bet it's real tight... Kim: I was always on a budget. I still am.