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Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 10: “A Very Glee Christmas”

5. Rikki Lake has a lot of gifts, too.

She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Rikki Lake?

4. You’re gonna need a smaller envelope.

You need to write your letter to Santa very fast and get it in the mail today. And remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

3. Sue knows just how to prevent things from getting too mushy.

I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: Nah, I just hate you.

2. Greatest Santa scene ever!

Mercedes (on Santa’s lap):
I’ve been a very good girl, Santa. I want a pony, and a doll that laughs and cries, and... one of us smells like McDonald’s.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to love me — he’s a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Santana: I want bling; I can’t be any more specific than that. Okay, wait — hold up! Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket.
Quinn: Do you have anything for stretchmarks?
Sam: Chapstick. Lots of chapstick.
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?

1. Brittany emancipates the elves.

Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with all of the comments while on Santa’s lap! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.10, “A Very Glee Christmas.”

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10. Sue loves exercise, and she loves shaking things.

Can you believe it? Six different people got Sue a Shake Weight.

9. We’re surprised it took Sue this long to compare Will to a Chia pet!

I thought you might want to put all of us out of our misery and shave off that Chia pet.

8. Artie has to stop fighting the inevitable.

Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Artie: I told my parents that I only want one thing this year: Stop friend-requesting me on Facebook.

7. Honest mistake.

Brittany (about Artie’s ReWalk):
I thought it was a Transformer.

6. Emma is a little chaste, it’s true.

Sue (to Emma):
You’re a regular Agatha Christie, except even more sexless.

12.9.2010 / 01:36 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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