Yes, JWOWW has come out with the ladies' alternative to Mike's Here's the Situation. So, while guys are busy reading up on how to avoid grenades, the girls can check out how to land a decent guy on the Shore. (Just when you thought Mike might be the brains of the operation that is the Jersey Shore cast branding fad.) The busty Jersey Shore babe's book, The Rules According to JWOWW boasts "secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb." Notable rules include a section on how to avoid manwhores, busting your guy's balls a little to keep him on his toes, and, in case you were wondering about JWOWW's personal landscaping, refer to Rule No. 52, "Hair belongs on your head...nowhere else."
The book hits shelves this February. If you think you'll have trouble finding it, bring a guy along to sniff it out. He won't miss it. It's the one with JWOWW posing on the cover in a slutty schoolgirl outfit wielding a ruler.