Wow, between the smack-talking and the electronic ciggie puffing, Allison DuBois certainly made an impression at Camille Grammer’s dinner party in Episode 1.9. The real-life medium — whom the TV show Medium is based on — had a lot of ridic things to say to the ladies of Beverly Hills. Let’s relive some of her best quotes:
We love that about you too
“My dad said live life large and make no apologies for who you are. F**k them. I don't give a sh** what she says about me! She can f**k off. I can tell you when she will die, and what will happen to her family. I love that about me!”
To Camille: “Girl, ‘bitch’ is a one-syllable word for a reason — it's all they understand.”
Just kind of…
“I have one big brother, no sisters. That's why I like hanging out with Alpha females 'cause you're kind of intelligent and pretty.”
It's ladies night and she's feeling all right
“It's Saturday! See, I'm still young so when Saturday hits I get all excited. I'm like, ‘Yeahhhh! What are we gonna do?’ Right? And it's a girls' night so, we're not supposed to be good. We're supposed to be really, really bad in a controlled setting.”
Wait, do ghosts need chairs?
“I definitely make sure with people who died, like if I'm at a dinner party with ya'll, they gotta take a second chair because you are the ones that I'm focused on, but i head-tap people too, so I pull thoughts.”
“Can i just say this: If any of their children disappeared they wouldn't be like, ‘You were wrong,’ they'd be, like, ‘Can you help?’ Pssh, f**k them!”
Cold as ice
“[Mauricio] loves his nannies. You can't blame him — [Kyle's] an icy bitch.”
Keepin' it classy
"You are entirely washed up. Enjoy your life."
You're not a guest, you're the entertainment!
"You're not hiring me. I'm a dinner guest."
Pot calling the kettle...
“Kyle's a little bitch. She's a little bitch. She is. She's the ring leader. She's all yap-yap-yap-yap-yap. Kyle was every girl at a high school who made somebody kill themselves. She's that chick.”
To Faye: "I have books written on me and by me and television shows based on my life so you can just take a flying leap."
To Kyle: "Well, you are not interesting to me at all, but yet you continue to be interested in me. That's awesome. You have two legs, too — they can walk."
So what drug are you?
“I was studied by a scientist for several years on Oprah in front of 70 milliion people and I'm kind of like a drug. Once you get one, you kinda want it again.”
Oh no she didn't!
To Kyle: “[Mauricio] will never emotionally fulfill you. Ever. Know that. As soon as the kids are bigger, you'll have nothing in common.”