Kim: I was waiting for Kyle to fly across the table.
9. We’re guessing that mistake was intentional
Lisa: Camille had two of her friends there. One was her best friend, and one was her sidekick — I mean, psychic.
8. To be fair, there can’t be much that Allison doesn’t love about herself
Allison: I can tell you when she will die, and what will happen to her family. I love that about me!
7. Dead people are the only ones who will put up with Allison Adrienne:Of course, when I first met [Allison], I thought she was a little strange, but I guess if you’re talking to dead people, you would be.
6. Pedal to the metal
Lisa: I have never had a ticket. Ken: Yeah, because they can't catch you.
5. Should Camille really be judging people’s morals? Camille:I recognized during the dinner — it was the hair. I think it's the extensions, and the blown-up fake lips, and then I realized, Oh, my god, that's who it is. It's Faye Resnick — the morally corrupt Faye Resnick. 4. Poor Mauricio wasn’t even there!
Allison (about Mauricio): He loves his nannies. You can't fault him — she's an icy bitch. Camille: He loves more than his nannies. He loves women in general — let’s just say that. 3. Unfortunate choice of words
Camille: And I have to say that I loved your spread. Literally. Faye: I didn't spread! 2. Allison really is obsessed with that cigarette
Allison: I will shove this [cigarette] up her f**king ass just to prove a point, except I think she'd need a bigger one than this to even feel it. Oh, yeah — I went there. Camille: You don’t want to go there anymore. Allison: Girl, bitch is a one-syllable word for a reason. It's all they understand. 1. Lisa knows best Lisa:I mean, it was a few clowns short of a circus.