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Manny Delgado’s Top 10 Quotes From Modern Family Season 2

Manny's (Rico Rodriguez) passion and determination make him a blessing to his mother, Gloria (Sofia Vergara), and a source of bewilderment to his stepfather, Jay (Ed O'Neill). Here are the littler lover's best quotes from Season 2 of Modern Family.

10. Earmuffs! (Episode 3, "Earthquake")
Manny (on getting stuck in a girls' health class due to a paperwork snafu): Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!

9. An insight and an insult, all in one! (Episode 8, "Manny Get Your Gun")
Manny: I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.

8. The world according to Manny (Episode 5, "Unplugged")

Manny: Jay, I've learned a few things in my 12 years. Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.

7. Manny skips church, panics (Episode 3, "Earthquake")
Manny (to Jay): You're playing fast and loose with my soul.

6. It's gettin' serious (Episode 1, "The Old Wagon")
Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Gloria: This is sudden.
Kelly: It just felt right.

5. Prank call fail (Episode 8, "Manny Get Your Gun")
Manny: Yes, hello? Is Seymour Butts there? [Pause] Not Lutz, I'm looking for butts. [Pause] Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of butts. [Pause] Very funny, I don't have time for this foolishness.

4. Overdramatic much? (Episode 8, "Manny Get Your Gun")
Manny (on trying to ride a skateboard): It was the second thing that slipped right out from under me today. The first was my childhood.

3. Jeez Louise, Manny — you're turning 8, not 80 (Episode 8, "Manny Get Your Gun")
Manny: My knee's been singing all morning.

2. Again, 8 (Episode 8, "Manny Get Your Gun")
Manny: Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three. Never change, Luke.

1. Manny may be smart, but Jay's smarter (Episode 7, "Chirp")

Manny: Under the circumstances, we have nothing further to talk about. These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?

12.22.2010 / 05:16 AM EDT by Vanessa Wesley
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