Crazy Spoof: Perez Hilton as The Bachelor (or Bachelorette)?
According to Shayne Lamas, we've already had a gay Bachelor. In this video "preview" of The Bachelor on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Rosemaster Chris Harrison introduces "the most fabulous Bachelor ever": Perez Hilton!
"I've never had any trouble attracting women, but for some reason, things just haven't clicked," the openly gay Perez says in the spoof. He has a pillow fight with his ladies, shouting, "Careful with my hair, b----!" When it comes time to make a decision at the rose ceremony, Perez decides to pinch Chris's butt. (Good call, actually.)