For a girl on the Jersey Shore, undergarment choices frequently require some debating. Is it better to go thong or commando in a skin-tight/see-through/mesh/fishnet/cut-out/barely booty covering miniskirt? How's a girl to choose when, chances on the Shore are, it'll be coming off anyway? Luckily, Snooki is here to guide you in your lingerie-related struggles.
When asked thong or commando, Snooki's response was overwhelmingly one-sided. "Commando! 'Cause I'm not wearing underwear right now!" she announced.
And, in case you were wondering what's under that (none of us were, but we're sure some of your are dying to know), Snooki has some advice for personal grooming styles, too. When the pint-sized guidette was asked whether she prefers to go landing strip or the full monty, Snooki replied, "Landing strip is when you wanna look porno, so I would say bare." There you have it: landing strip looks porno, but bare + commando is how you keep it classy on Jersey Shore.