“Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover, Even If It’s Flaming” and More Quotes from Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 1, Episode 7
In this week’s episode, Kim meets a new ‘shopping buddy’ she’s convinced is gay — but it turns out he’s as straight as an arrow. It certainly made for some hilarious exchanges between the girls. In fact, we were hard pressed to pick just 10 best quotes from the show. But we did it — and here they are — the best, most juicy lines from Episode 7!
10. Kim’s dream date.
Kim (to Kourtney): Gay guys are so much fun to go shopping with!
Kourt: If that’s what makes you happy and that tickles your nuts, go for it.
9. Revelation of the year.
Marco (to Kim): I am not gay.
8. It could be worse...
Kourtney: I’m living in a hoarder’s dreamhouse.
7. Sibling rivalry?!
Kourtney: I could care less if Marco’s gay or straight but I love when Kim’s wrong and I’m right.
6. Stereotypes are, like, so five minutes ago.
Kim: Most gay guys have a good fashion sense but Marco’s, like, on another level.
5. True dat.
Simon (to Kourtney): Just because [Marco’s] not walking around with a huge football doesn’t mean he’s a gaylord.
4. Modern-day words of wisdom.
Kourtney: Don’t judge a book by its cover, even if it’s flaming.
3. Not what we heard.
Scott: You already know what goes a long way, and that’s my genitalia.
Scott(to Kourtney): Sometimes it goes over the seam of my pants and it gets caught up and I have nowhere to go with it. I have to tuck it back over to the right, it’s difficult. It’s like it’s splittin’ the twig and berries.
1. How romantic!
Kourtney (to Scott): You left the toilet seat up and there’s pee all down my ass.