As the season wears on, it’s looking less and less likely that Jenny will return. On the one hand, we’re more or less cool with that — watching a miserable Taylor Momsen sulk her way through the show made us feel like we were complicit in child slavery — but sometimes we do miss the Pantsless One. We’ve come up with some scenarios in which the littlest, meanest Humphrey could return to Manhattan.
1. College. Seriously, if she really wants to be a fashion designer, NYC is the place to be.
2. For Eric (Connor Paolo). Poor Little E could use a friend — badly — and Jenny’s the only one he’s got. His biggest problem this year has been Damien (Kevin Zegers), and Little J was much better at handling the dastardly drug dealer’s machinations than Eric. We’re guessing Eric doesn’t know how to make a jacket out of roofies.