11. Quitting isn’t easy Brittany: [to Lord Tubbington] You know, just because we’re doing this interview doesn’t mean I’m still not mad at you, because I know you started smoking again.
10. Sue sets some ground rules Sue (Jane Lynch): The newspaper is making a comeback at this school, and like print newspapers everywhere, we’re leaner and meaner, no longer concerned with facts, fact-checking, integrity, or facts.
9. Don’t look for Santana on the LPGA tour anytime soon Santana (Naya Rivera): Ever since that Muckraker thing, people have already started treating me differently. I got asked to join the golf team.
8. We’re not shocked April (Kristin Chenoweth): I sold mine for drugs. Kidding. [to herself] Nope — actually did that.
7. Finn isn’t one for subtleties Finn (Cory Monteith): ‘What prom queen candidate is spending a lot of time in her closet?’ That’s garbage — Quinn’s claustrophobic.
6. Talk about not getting respect Brittany: [about Brad, the pianist] What about him? Santana: He’s just furniture. Sorry — no offense.