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“It Tastes the Way a Baby’s Diaper Smells” and More Quotes From Glee’s “Rumours”

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Brittany’s (Heather Morris) crazy talk show! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 19: “Rumours.”

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11. Quitting isn’t easy
Brittany: [to Lord Tubbington] You know, just because we’re doing this interview doesn’t mean I’m still not mad at you, because I know you started smoking again.

10. Sue sets some ground rules
Sue (Jane Lynch): The newspaper is making a comeback at this school, and like print newspapers everywhere, we’re leaner and meaner, no longer concerned with facts, fact-checking, integrity, or facts.

9. Don’t look for Santana on the LPGA tour anytime soon
Santana (Naya Rivera): Ever since that Muckraker thing, people have already started treating me differently. I got asked to join the golf team.

8. We’re not shocked
April (Kristin Chenoweth): I sold mine for drugs. Kidding. [to herself] Nope — actually did that.

7. Finn isn’t one for subtleties
Finn (Cory Monteith): ‘What prom queen candidate is spending a lot of time in her closet?’ That’s garbage — Quinn’s claustrophobic.

6. Talk about not getting respect
Brittany: [about Brad, the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He’s just furniture. Sorry — no offense.

5. The kids do some self-examining
Rachel (Lea Michele): Look at all of the different combinations that we’ve had: Finchel, Puckelberry…
Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz): Tina Cohen-Chang Chang.
Artie (Kevin McHale): Artittany.
Puck (Mark Salling): Pizes.

4. Mercedes is no fan of fondue
Mercedes (Amber Riley): I mean, it’s not even good. It tastes the way a baby’s diaper smells.

3. Top o’ the morning to you, Sam.
Sam (Chord Overstreet): [to Rachel] Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you'd try to steal all of my gold.

2. It can be tough to cut carbs
Brittany: Lord Tubbington’s allowed to eat cheese because he’s on Atkins.

1. Sounds like a trick question
April: You know what I call an afternoon where I’m gettin’ drunk? An afternoon!

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05.5.2011 / 01:06 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
Related: Glee, Top 10 Lists

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