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Secret Life of the American Teenager

Where in the World Is Anne Juergens?

Digging Into the Whereabouts of Amy and Ashley's Mom

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OK, so we’re five episodes into Secret Life of The American Teenager and we still have no idea where the hell Anne Juergens is living. When the first half of Season 3 ended, the implication was that George was planning on booking it out of Preggers City after the divorce, not Anne. WHAT’S HAPPENING?! She could be pulling a Gwyneth Paltrow and living in London with a fake British accent for all we know.

We get that Anne needed some space from her serial cheater ex-hubby, but couldn’t she have stayed in the same zip code to see her kiddos and grandchild? Her daughters are totes lost without her, and who knows which one of them is likely to get preggers next. They need their momma! Sure, sure, Anne does plenty of parenting over the phone, but how about she jets over to visit her fam every now and then?!

Here are the facts about Secret Life’s most mysterious mommy:

1. She lives within driving distance from her family.
2. She’s still “working” (even though all we ever see is her drinking coffee on her porch), so she must not be too far from George’s furniture store.
3. She has a really sweet, beachy pad — so we think she’s living the life in Malibu.

Where do you guys think this broad is shacking up?!

05.5.2011 / 12:19 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
Related: Secret Life of the American Teenager, Gossip, Anne Juergens

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