Everything You Didn’t Want To Know About Adrianne Curry’s Sex Life
We've got a soft spot for the first trashy girl Tyra Banks ever turned into a model on America's Next Top Model, Adrianne Curry. She went on to become a Playboy model and marry Peter Brady on national TV, but whatever; sometimes you've gotta churn out a sex icon before you can churn out a Vogue model.
Adrianne stopped by Howard Stern last week, and while visiting the lewd dude, she dished more than we ever wanted to know about her sex life with Christopher Knight. The only way we can think of purging out brains of this information is to share it with you. You're welcome.
In the interview, the first ever Top Model admitted that the reason she's taken to posting super sexy pics on her Twitter every once and awhile is because it's the only way for her to get her jollies at home. Apparently, she and Christopher are experiencing a less-than-active sex life ("Once a month?" Howard pressed. "Sometimes more, sometimes less," Adrianne responded). Um, yikes? Between her new-found exhibitionism, though, and three-times-a-day solo sessions, she's managed to get by.
Sadly, Adrianne thinks it's her own fault for letting all her tricks out of the bag right away in the relationship. "And I mean, we had done so much — that what else is there to do?" she whined. "And I'm the last in a very long line of beautiful women. I'm not the first hot chick he's banged." Okay, gross, can we please stop discussing Peter Brady in this fashion? Inappropriate! What would Alice say?
She even tried to initiate some sort of open marriage/threesome/swinger situation by bringing another woman into the picture, but Christopher vetoed (uh oh, sounds like someone's a little bit uncomfortable with someone's bisexual tendencies).
Um, and then after this, conversation turned to how obsessed Adrianne is with World of Warcraft. Okay, then. (Hey, wait, isn't Ann Ward a gaming nerd, too? Maybe they should get together and bond over some XBox or something...)