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Secret Life of the American Teenager

7 WTF Moments From Secret Life Season 3, Episode 22: “Loose Lips”

Do you love Secret Life of the American Teenager unconditionally? So do we! But sometimes we scratch out heads and go: “What the whaaaa?” If you ended this episode filled with Secret Life joy, but also some mild confusion about certain teens and their bulging bellies, you’re in luck! We’ve rounded up the biggest WTF moments from last night’s amazeballs episode.

First Ashley, then Adrian, and now Amy. Who will fall victim to the horrors of crafting next? It’s like, they print out a pretty invitation to a baby shower and all they can think about is scrap-booking it later. We all want to make Martha proud, but control yourselves, ladies. How about you actually find some peeps to invite to the party before you get all artsy on us?

Did any else notice how every single girl in the Grant High hallway was Ricky ex-lovah? He’s literally slept with everyone in school. Also almost all of those girls were wearing empire waist blouses, and one of them had a full-on mini-baby bump going on. Just sayin.’

Kathleen and George chatted up a storm about their good ol’ married days of “bunk bed fun.” Um, ew. Thank God Grace interupted the convo before we could hear what kind of nasty acrobatics were performed on those poor beds. Those two must have gotten up to some pretty kinky stuff while they were hitched!

Most high school shows take place outside the classroom, but they’ll at least film a scene or two with some kids pretending to do homework. Secret Life doesn’t even throw us a bone! For all we know these horny teens could be spending all day eye-sexing each other in that weird locker hallway.

OMG, the sausage palace sounds like the coolest crib ever! Too bad all we ever get to see is Ben’s lame little room and Don Boykewich’s creepy office. We’re dying for Adrian and Ben to get frisky in the back of a private movie theater!

So, apparently, Ricky is scared of girl-on-girl action. He was practically begging Ben not to get involved in Adrian and Amy’s catfight. Please, Secret Life writers! We all know Ricky would be filling up a mud pit and asking these ladies to strip down and fight it out.

Ben started out the episode wearing a preppy button down, changed into his white apron for sausage time, and then busted out a grey wool suit for the evening. That’s even more outfit changes than Anne Hathaway at the Oscars! Let’s give the dude a break — who doesn’t want to dress up to go yell at their ex-wife?

05.18.2011 / 12:09 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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