Masked Jeff: Has crazy eyes and an unusual plan: “I wanted to let you know that I wanted to take my face out of the game and have you learn a little bit about what’s inside.” What’s inside is sounding loopy already.
The Mother Lover:Mattcalls his mom on the premiere, which is weird enough, but then she tells him and Ashley she’ll be watching — so they’d better wear protection when they get to the Fantasy Suites. Umm... thanks, Mom! And congrats, Matt! Your mom just bought you a one-way ticket to nowhere freakin' near the Fantasy Suites.