7 WTF Moments From Secret Life Season 3, Episode 23: “Round II”
Do you loveSecret Life of the American Teenager unconditionally? So do we! But sometimes we scratch out heads and go: “What the whaaaa?” If you ended this episode filled with Secret Life joy, but also some mild confusion about certain teens and their bulging bellies, you’re in luck! We’ve rounded up the biggest WTF moments from last night’s amazeballs episode.
Last night’s episode began with Amy asking her adorable baber a string of semi-rhetorical questions and him just looking at her all, “WTF, you know I can’t talk yet, biatch.” For serious, Amy is in major denial about the fact that John has no interest in speaking to her.
We’ve barely seen Leo and Ricky have a private moment together, but apparently they’ve been bromancing behind Ben’s back this entire time. Not only does Leo have a pic of Ben and Ricky on his desk, he has ANOTHER pic of just Ricky on his bookcase. In the words of Jesse Spano of Saved By The Bell, “I’m so excited, I’m so excited. I’m so... scared.”
When Ricky stops by the sausage office he meets Leo’s hottie secretary and unleashes all his drama on her. Why is Camille even asking Ricky about his private life? Could it have something to do with the fact that she thinks he’s “even more handsome in person"?
We know Leo is swimming in scrill, but he just owns a profitable chain of butcher shops — does he really need to pimp out the entire floor of a building? Not to mention the Italian mafia pictures all over the office... If there was any doubt that Leo’s the head of a massive Californian mob family, it’s gone. We’re going to the mattresses.
After stealing Grant’s phone, Vic makes his way over to Grace’s, plonks himself down on a chair, calls her “Cookie," and proceeds to blab about her relationship with Grant. He’s caps the convo off with, “We’re gonna be friends for a long time,” and officially enters the WTF Hall of Fame. Someone needs to check this dude back into whatever old person’s home he escaped from.
We’re thrilled that Amy and Grace came through for Adrian and threw her a baby shower, but real talk: It was completely whack. Adrian just sat at a booth while people lined up to talk to her one by one. It was even more awkward than Britney Spears’ performance at the Billboard Music Awards!
So, let’s get this straight: Henry broke into Ben’s house, probably sexed Alice in his bed, heard Ben come home, shoved Alice in a closet, and we’re supposed to think it’s all totally normal? R. Kelly would be proud.