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“Your Kids Look Like They Haven’t Been Baked Properly” and More Quotes From the Glee Season 2 Finale

The final episode of Glee’s second season did not disappoint, especially with Dustin’s bizarre insights! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 22, “New York.”

“Your Kids Look Like They Haven’t Been Baked Properly” and More Quotes From the Glee Season 2 Finale
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10. Let’s face it — Lord Tubbington looks hot in anything!
Brittany (Heather Morris): [about the T-shirt] Don’t you think this is going to look so hot on Lord Tubbington? I’m gonna go find an extra-large.

9. Dustin (Cheyenne Jackson) doesn’t do sympathy
Dustin: [to Schue] You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. Bet they think I just broke up with you.

8. Everyone’s good at something
Kurt (Chris Colfer): [about Finn] Bring him along. He’ll be great if we need to move anything heavy.

7. Every day provides new mysteries for Brittany
Brittany: I know I’m gonna be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina’s wedding, and I’m gonna be anxiously awaiting — just like everyone else — to see if their babies are Asian, too.

6. Way to be modest, Finn (Cory Monteith)
Finn: It was the Superman of kisses — it came with its own cape.

5. We take it Puck (Mark Salling) doesn’t see a lot of Kate Hudson movies
Puck: Take her on one of those awful dates you see in those unwatchable romantic comedies that you grow a vagina if you watch all the way through.

4. Brittany’s always trying to help
Kurt: I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for that.

3. Quinn (Dianna Agron) jumps to conclusions
Santana (Naya Rivera): I think I know how to make you feel better.
Quinn: I’m flattered, Santana, but I’m really not that into that.

2. That’s not usually how they do things at Ticketmaster
Rachel (Lea Michele): [about her ticket scalper] He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.

1. Dustin hates kids — and probably everyone else, too
Dustin: [to Schue] My kids are at least attractive; yours look like they haven’t been baked properly.

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05.26.2011 / 12:05 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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