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Khloe and Lamar Season Finale Recap: Khloe Kardashian Worries She Can’t Get Pregnant!

All’s well that ends well, right? The season finale of Khloe and Lamar certainly had its ups and downs, but in the end, everything pretty much worked itself out.

It all starts with Rob and Khloe cruising in the car, talking some very serious baby drama. The issue? Khloe’s peeved that all the gossip rags are talking about how she can’t get knocked up.

But Khloe isn’t the only one with baby issues. Rob coyly says he might have a girl pregnant. Girl in question? Rosa, the big-booty babe from San Diego. Yes, the one we saw in the bathtub. Big sis Khlo is clearly not amused at Rob’s carelessness.

Funny thing is though, the duo are on their way to sit down to lunch with Malika, Khloe’s BFF/Rob’s FWB. We wonder how Malika will take the news that her part-time lover is about to be full-time dada?

We quickly find out the answer when Malika, Rob, and Khloe go back to Khlomar’s crib after lunch. For whatever reason, Khloe is the one who drops the baby bomb, and let’s just say, Malika does not take it too well. In fact, she starts crying hysterically, but nobody really knows why. Does this mean Malika and Rob are actually together? Did she really hook up with him after that stint in San Diego? Seriously, what the heck is going on between them?! Maybe if we knew, we’d have more sympathy for Malika, but at this point we think she’s just being a total cry, uh, baby. Rob then says he’ll probably marry Rosa is she’s really with baby, which is commendable, we guess — but also totally weird.

Obviously it’s only a matter of time until Momager Kris has to find out the baby news. And what better place to give her all the dirty deets than courtside at a Lakers vs. Mavericks game? Yup, that’s where Rob and Khloe break the news, hoping the large crowd and loud game will keep their slightly maniacal mama under control. However, that does not turn out not to be the case. At all. Kris takes her son to a private place inside the arena to scold him like a baby (bad comparison?) about his irresponsibility and recklessness. Rob seems unphased. (He claims he’s just trying to see the positive. We think he’s immature and has absolutely no idea how much diapers cost these days.) Kris also has an uncomfortable courtside chat with Khloe about her inability to get pregnant. Kris says it’s because she’s too stressed out and questions if Khloe and Lamar have sex enough. Yeah. She went there! (BTW, Khloe says they do. Kris then suggests using new positions. TMI!)

Later, Khloe decides to buck up and get the ish downtown checked out. She makes an appointment with her OB-GYN and BFF Malika comes along. But she doesn’t just sit in the waiting room reading Cosmo. Oh, no. Girlfriend is inside the room, right by Khloe’s (naked) side. Yeah.

After the awkward examination, Mr. Gyno comes back with some bad news. He tells Khloe there’s a possibility of some infectious stuff downstairs — which could be what is preventing her from getting pregnant. But all she can do now is sit back and wait a few days for test results to come back.

However, this is Khloe Kardashian we’re talking about! She does not sit idly by. Instead, she decides to research pregnancy problems on the Internet (always a great idea!) and finds a bunch of scary info — including stories from women whose husbands left them because they couldn’t get knocked up. Yeah, uh, does that sound a tiny bit backwards to anyone else? But we digress.

Anyway, Khloe freaks out (and not in the fun ‘70s dance way) and calls Kris on her bedazzled phone to express her anxieties. Kris assures her daughter she’s not barren. We aren’t so convinced.

Then, the ep cuts to a montage of flashbacks of Khloe and Lamar’s various convos about children throughout the season. Apparently there were quite a few.

Later, after snapping at Lamar for bringing up baby names, Khloe spills the beans to Lamar about what’s been going on, uh, down there. Lamar says it will all work out and assures her nothing will change no matter what. Khloe lights up.

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Following in his sister’s footsteps, Rob also decides to handle his baby bizz-nazz. He hasn’t talked to baby mama Rosa in a few days, so he makes the executive (and very father-like, may we add) decision to show up at her place to talk. Rosa very tearfully tells Rob she isn’t pregnant anymore. Apparently, the baby didn’t attach. It’s sad, but we suspect Rob is secretly happy about the news.

There’s also good news on the Khlomar front. After a grueling ten minutes of waiting on our end, Khloe finally gets a call from her OB-GYN and — brace yourselves — all is well! Khloe fills Lamar in and says she’s totally fine and there’s no physical reason she can’t get pregnant. Then Lamar tackles her to the bed. You know what they say: If at first you don’t succeed, get yourself back up (in bed) and try again!

And this is when the episode takes an unexpected turn. Forget babies and bellies, now we’re focused on Jamie, Lamar’s BFF who was in pretty bad shape (read: on the couch wasted and covered in pizza boxes) last time we saw him. But secret’s out: Jamie went to a “wellness retreat”! But now he’s out! And Khloe’s excited he’s coming over for dinner?! Yeah. We didn’t get that last part, either...

Anyway, Jamie shows up lookin’ slightly less messy. He still makes some jerk-off comment to Lamar, but Khloe now says he’s part of the family and she’s really happy he’s back. Um, awww?

And scene! That’s it for Khloe and Lamar. BTW, we love Khloe, but we’re pretty stoked there’s only two more weeks until Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres! Bring on the other sisters K!

05.31.2011 / 09:38 AM EDT by Erica Strauss
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