Not all Housewives can pull off the demure (read: zonked out on anti-depressants and botoxed until expressionless) vibe of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Some of the H'Wives fight dirty because that's just who they are. Take it or leave it.
Between the sashaying, wig-pulling, finger-waving, head-weaving, and jaw-dislocating screaming matches of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the table-flipping, weave-yanking, slapping, pushing, and shoving of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Bravo packs more than enough violence into the franchise.
The New Jersey gals were even sued recently after kicking the crap out of a guy in a club while vacaying in the Dominican Republic. Woah! (And Caroline Manzo insists that they're sooo much better behaved than the Jersey Shore kids. Ha!)
We're pretty sure the Hotlanta Housewives are too busy getting into catfights with each other to band together and take on a mutual adversary, but it begs the question: Who do you think is tougher?