If deep in your heart of hearts you've always wanted to sparkle like Kim Zolciak, we'll temporarily cast our judgment aside to tell you that her jewelry line has finally launched. She's teamed up with Phosphor to design a watch, and Thad Cline to design a slew of bling including rings, earrings, and bracelets.
For a moment, we were about to be seriously impressed by the fact that Kim wears a watch and knows how to read an analog clock, but, of course, the watch Kim designed and wears from Phosphor is digital. A white band offsets a rhinestone encircled face, and lights inside the display designed to look like rhinestones flicker on and off to show the time. It's bling o'clock. We actually aren't completely horrified by this piece, and the display is kind of cool.
2. Crystal Ball Charm Ring
Kim tweeted a pic of this little baby awhile back saying it was part of her upcoming jewelry line. We loved it then and we love it now. The gold band has a giant crystal pave ball dangling from it, and we think it's the cutest thing ever. And surprisingly funky for Kim's typically trashy taste.
Enough glitter to be fun, simple enough to remain vaguely elegant. Crystal bangles are obviously a staple in mastering the Kim Zolciak style. It's like the t-shirt bra of her jewelry. There are a couple of metal/rhinestone color combinations, but our favorite (and the one that best passes for "classy") is the gunmetal and black diamond set. The CZ bangles are sold in sets of three.
You can check out all of Kim's Thad Cline line here. While you're there, sneak a peek at former Real Housewife of New Jersey Dina Manzo's line, too. Is is wrong of us to think that Kim's stuff is actually passable as QVC quality (which is a pretty big compliment, considering the designer...)?