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Real Housewives of Atlanta

Poll: Whose Lyrics Are Worse? Kim’s or Michaele’s

If you haven't watched that terriblewonderful live performance of Michaele Salahi, White House Party Crasher and RHDC cast member, “singing” her single "Bump It" on a Miami morning show, you have yet to discover the true meaning of the word awkward. Awkward back-up dancers, awkward Michaele dancing, awkward rapper. Need we expound? Okay, good.

But worse than the performance is the god-awful song itself. We thought Kim Zolciak was the queen of horrendous lyrics (Miss "Click them keys in Google"), but, as it turns out, Michaele might actually give her a run for her money.

The opening lyric of "Bump It" is possibly the most memorable: "Like I'm so hot and like you're so not." Noted, Michaele. Thanks.

She later instructs us to "let the techno rock" which seems counter-intuitive, but, hey, we're not music producers.

Finally, she implores listeners in the hook, "Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?/Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?/Because I'm alone on the dance floor." Um, Barack? Tareq? Peter Thomas? Anyone? Homegirl needs a dance partner. Just watch out for her wackadoo hairography. Her weave might strangle you, and her bony shoulders could definitely cut a bitch if you let her get too close.

So whose lyrics are worse? Vote below!

06.28.2011 / 06:10 AM EDT by Mariella Mosthof
Related: Real Housewives of Atlanta, Gossip, Kim Zolciak

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