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Snooki Humps a Plotted Plant — On Video!
In what is either the greatest or saddest video of all time, Jersey Shore's biggest mess was caught on camera dancing all up on a plotted plant. Yes, you heard that right.
Earlier this week Snooki was too drunk to get into a taxi, and now she's finding foliage humpable. WTF is going on with our girl? This is worse than the time she got arrested.
Watch the video at TMZ. No, seriously. Go watch it right now. You will not regret it.