Snooki, like Michelle Pfeiffer circa Grease 2, wants a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R — but she'll settle for a guy who spots her as she tries to ride a motorbike. Remember that tricycle she rode around in the drugstore during Season 3? Well, it looks like someone won her a motorbike on the Seaside Heights boardwalk that puts that little baby to shame.
Snooki was spotted attempting to ride the red mini-bike on the Boardwalk in Seaside Heights, but it looked like she was having some balance issues. Let's be honest: It wouldn't shock us to find out that Snooki didn't know how to ride a bike. Ronnie was spotting her, holding the tail end of the motor-bike while Snooki gained her balance. Unfortunately, she never quite seemed to get the hang of it, and Ronnie wound up pushing the sad little meatball all the way home on the two-wheeler. Thanks, Ron!