Top 10 True Blood Quotes From Season 4, Episode 6: ”I Wish I Was the Moon”
We were over the moon for the j'amazing dialogue this week — especially for Bill's hard-hitting zinger, and Arlene's down-home snark. And even though Pam and her face seem to have one foot in the grave, she still managed to bring it. So what are you waiting for?! — check out the top 10 quotes from True Blood Season 4, episode 6: "I Wish I Was the Moon."
10. Eric, after learning Bill is his king: "My liege, forgive me."
Liege?! Man, Eric is old!
9. Pam tries to set Eric straight: "Let me tell you a little something about King Bill: He is a self-loathing, power-hungry, pompous little dork, and you hate his guts."
Wouldn't Pam finding out about Bill and Portia's uber-incestuous relationship be the best ammo ever?!
8. Tommy's surrogate mama, Maxine Fortenberry, always has an opinion: "That boy's dumber than a bucket of spit, and just as useful."
Be careful, Maxine — we know what happens to Tommy's mother figures when he's pissed off.