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”I Am Not Shaving That!” and More Pretty Little Liars Quotes From Season 2, Episode 9: ”Picture This”

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from Season 2, Episode 9: “Picture This,” including Hanna discussing what she will and won’t shave for other people.

10. Hanna: [to Caleb] “You know, you are the worst delivery guy in the history of pizza.”
That’s saying something, given that “pizza delivery person” is probably a pretty easy job to get.

9. Emily: [to Spencer] “Do I need to introduce you to decaf?”
Spencer calming down would be like Charlie Sheen becoming less crazy – it’s never gonna happen.

8. Hanna: [pretending to be a nurse] “So I was telling the patient in 212, ‘I am not shaving that.’”
According to Hanna, the worst medical emergency imaginable is unwanted body hair.

7. Ezra: “I have class in 15 minutes.”
Aria: “That’s plenty of time.”
Aria, honey: It’s time to raise your standards a little. Fifteen minutes is never enough time.

6. Emily: [to Spencer] “What are you, Jane Bond now?”
Speaking of Bond, we’re assuming boozy Hanna probably knows how to make an even better martini than he does.

5. Spencer: “You know how Melissa gets when her blood sugar drops.”
You mean there are moments when Melissa is even bitchier than usual? Consider us terrified.

4. Samara: [to Emily] “Don’t hit on my friends.”
File under “Signs that a relationship isn’t working”: When your significant other has to use that sentence.

3. Emily: “I like watching [zombie movies] — I don’t want to be in one.”
Can you really picture Emily — the world’s pickiest eater — gnawing on some human brains? Didn’t think so.

2. Hanna: [as Emily throws out creams] “I don’t care if I turn into Thor — this soy moisturizer cost me 100 bucks.”
We assume that Hanna’s biggest fear about becoming Thor would be having to wear that hideous hat.

1. Emily: “My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.”
Seriously? Because, after all that these girls have been through, we’d assume that not even seeing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would faze them.

08.10.2011 / 11:45 PM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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