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Eric and Sookie’s Snow Sex on True Blood: Photos!

These last few episodes of True Blood have proven that Sookie and Eric have a mutual destiny: To write a bestselling sex guide. Chapter One: "Sex in Nature." Chapter Two: "Sex on the Floor." Chapter Three: "Sex in Every Position Possible." Chapter four: "Sex on Drugs."

Let’s skip chapters 1-4 and head straight to Sookie’s Step-By-Step Guide to Having Snow Sex With a Viking Vampire!

Step 1: Gaze lovingly into your Viking’s eyes and marvel at how hairless he is.

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Step 2: Smell each other’s noses and kiss without actually kissing.

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Step 3: Gently grope your Viking’s butt. Remember, this is the guy who spent the last few days curled up in the fetal position crying. Tender loving is important if you want to avoid bloody tears.

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Step 4: Get into the shower and turn on your snow machine.

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Step 5: Have completely different emotional reactions to a winter wonderland.

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Step 6: Consider an impromptu game of tag.

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Step 7: Don’t question the fact that you’re having sex in the woods. Just be thankful there’s a bed this time.

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Step 8: Slaughter a polar bear and drape yourselves in its hide. Spread legs.

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Step 9: Carefully cover your Viking’s ''sword'' with a dead animal tail. Celebrate your snow sex with a romantic kiss.

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08.15.2011 / 10:54 PM EDT by Mehera Bonner
Related: True Blood, Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

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