These last few episodes of True Blood have proven that Sookie and Eric have a mutual destiny: To write a bestselling sex guide. Chapter One: "Sex in Nature." Chapter Two: "Sex on the Floor." Chapter Three: "Sex in Every Position Possible." Chapter four: "Sex on Drugs."
Let’s skip chapters 1-4 and head straight to Sookie’s Step-By-Step Guide to Having Snow Sex With a Viking Vampire!
Step 1: Gaze lovingly into your Viking’s eyes and marvel at how hairless he is.