5. Haley: Doing a speech is easy. All you do is speak a song, like “Don't Stop Believing" or "Get This Party Started." Alex: That's meaningless. Haley: Of course. It's graduation, the time when we celebrate not having to think.
Hayley’s favorite time of year. (Episode 23, “See You Next Fall”)
4. Dylan: [about his shoes] I think I left them at your uncle's house. Haley: Oh, my God! This is a disaster! Dylan: Maybe they'll think it's theirs. Haley: They're gay, they know what shoes they own!
3. Haley: There are two kind of people: Popular girls, and girls like you. And you have been given a rare opportunity to go from the latter to the former. Alex: The former to the latter. Haley: Oh, my God, you're such a geek! Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to popular?