Sookie Stackhouse’s Step-By-Step Guide to Viking Vampire Sex
Good news, sexually frustrated fang girls. Sookie Stackhouse has finally finished the second chapter in her newest book “A Fairy Princess’ Guide to Safe Sex With a Viking Vampire,” and we have a sneak peak to get you geared up for True Blood’s season finale!
Warning: You may need a glass of water for re-hydration purposes.
1. Allow Viking Vampire to bite your juicy groin vein. Try not to pass out.