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Quotes From Bachelor Pad Season 2, Episode 5: “This Is A Mansion, Not A Trailer Park!”

Bachelor Pad contestants say the darndest things — even when they’re not fighting over sex, which managed to happen to two couples this week. Here are 10 of our favorite quotes from Season 2, Episode 5.

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10. Just noticing the crazy now, are you?
Kasey Kahl [to Vienna Girardi]: You made a huge deal and you're looking crazy.

9. Heck yeah! Preach it, E!
Erica Rose: I'm a lot smarter than Holly is and, in my opinion, I am a lot prettier. To me, she's really nothing special and she's kind of annoying.

8. Hey now, don’t blame all dentists for Mr. 40 Second Man’s smugness
Michael Stagliano: I don’t like Blake very much. ... So there's a part of me that wants to punch him in his perfect, ridiculous dentist teeth.

7. But if that doesn’t work, you might want to knock on Kasey’s door
Erica: I'm definitely, like, really horny. ... It is my mission to have a romantic time with Blake and hopefully end up in the missionary position tonight.

6. This should be the concept for her next TV show — The Tiara Whisperer!
Erica: I have friends that passed away and, like, I communicate with them a lot.

5. Save this one for Ella
Erica [about Blake]: I need to take those little pillow lips for a test run.

4. Case closed!
Erica: Blake tells me that me telling the girls that I was bringing my sexy lingerie is the same as if he told the guys that he was bringing condoms. And I agree. And I wish that he had.

3. It’s kind of an asylum, actually
Erica: This is a mansion, not a trailer park.

2. So you’re saying Vienna is Natalie 2.0?
Kasey [to Vienna]: You never said no. You said yes. Just like you told Wes, just like you told Dave Good...

1. Well, if you like it you’re supposed to put a ring on it, so if you *don’t* like it...
Vienna [to Kasey]: You just ripped a ring off my finger because I won't have sex with you.

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09.6.2011 / 10:04 PM EDT by Gina Carbone
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