ADRIENNE Ranking: 6 Last week’s ranking: 5 Here’s why: Things have gotten so bad between her and Paul that something as trivial as Paul calling for the dog almost sets off World War III. And was it really such a good idea for Adrienne to go skiing, considering that the last time she went, she tore her meniscus? You don’t have to be Dr. Oz to know that’s a bad idea.
LISA Ranking: 5 Last week: 6 Here’s why: Wow, Lisa really hates Taylor. In the limo ride, she doesn’t show much compassion for Taylor’s marital trouble or remorse for Ken’s role in last week’s dinner-party scuffle. Lisa also gripes about the ladies’ airplane behavior and about Adrienne not being punctual. In other words, if something happened last week, Lisa was there to complain about it.
TAYLOR Ranking: 4 Last week: 2 Here’s why: Taylor seems to have learned her lesson from last week, so this time around she only shares details about her marriage with Kyle instead of the whole gang. (It’s good to know who your allies are.) And we have to admit that we loved when Taylor sprayed Lisa with snow while skiing. (In fact, knowing this group, we’re a little surprised that no one threw a snowball!)
KIM Ranking: 3 Last week: 4 Here’s why: Kim was a little (okay, a lot) hyper at times, but she did impress us by joining the group on the ski slopes despite feeling under the weather. We also like that she’s trying to meet men; we just wish that, with the next guy she meets, she try shaking hands with him, not punching him repeatedly in the butt. A date is supposed to be easier than a UFC match.
KYLE Ranking: 2 Last week: 3 Here’s why: As usual, Kyle was there for her friend Taylor. And we love Mauricio and Kyle together, so it was fun to see the two of them moving into their new house. Plus, it was hilarious when their daughter Farrah didn’t recognize poor Mauricio in the wedding photo. If you ask us, Mauricio is very recognizable!
CAMILLE Ranking: 1 Last week: 1 Here’s why: Two weeks at number one? We’re shocked! And yet we’re really seeing a whole new Camille here, one who is able to stay out of drama and even laugh at her involvement in the body-hair issues of her husband Sasquatch — sorry, we mean Kelsey. Then again, if Camille truly is becoming more open each week, we shudder to imagine what new details she might divulge next time.