5 Reasons We Can’t Wait to Watch Kim Zolciak’s Spinoff (… If It Happens)
We're still waiting with bated breath for The Real Housewives of AtlantaSeason 4 premiere date announcement, but in the meantime, we've been thrown a juicy little bone to tide us over.
Apparently, wiggy blonde Kim Zolciak has her own spinoff in the works, à la Bethenny Ever After. In other words, the show would follow Kim and Kroy as they juggle parenthood and wedding planning — or juggle hiring people to parent and wedding-plan for them, anyway.
Here are 5 reasons why we're positively psyched for this train wreck awesome idea to happen:
Fact: We love us some Sweetie. And, wherever Kim and her magnum bottle of wine go, Sweetie can't be far behind toting her corkscrew and extra-large glass. Hence, we're anticipating plenty of screen-time for Kim's don't-you-dare-call-her-anything-less assistant.
4. The Mysterious Kroy
He's young, good-looking, and leading a respectable career as an Atlanta Falcon — we can't help asking ourselves, Kim Zolciak? Really? Clearly, there's more than meets the eye when it comes to the elusive Kroy Biermann. So far, Kroy hasn't spoken enough words for us to even write a haiku, so we're definitely looking forward to getting to know the buns-of-steel defensive end a little bit better.
3. Baby Kroy Jagger
Remember when Baby Ayden peed on mommy Phaedra and she shrieked in horror and almost dropped him? Of course you do. Bottom line: Babies are hilarious and super cute, especially when you're watching them on television. And, Kim Zolciak may have her flaws, but she sure does pop out some adorbz bundles.
2. Wig Out Potential
We're still a bit shocked to find that Kim's pipe dreams for her own spinoff have become reality. A lot of fans actually thought that if any Atlanta housewife was granted this great honor, it would be Kim's arch-frenemy NeNe Leakes. What did it take for Kim to snag the opportunity? We can only come to one conclusion: Kim has agreed to lose the wig on national TV! Seeing Kim au naturale would be reason enough to tune in.
1. Too Awesomely Bad To Not Watch
Let's review some of RHOA's best moments from Season 3, shall we? Kim Zolciak rehearsing for her tour with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of pinot in the other … Kim Zolciak downing a beer two minutes into a jogging session … Kim Zolciak receiving state-of-the-art fat-burning laser treatment, while simultaneously munching on a large pizza.
All terrible, all Kim Zolciak, and all awesome. How can we not be excited for a whole hour of just Kim?