ANTM Cycle 17 Tyra-ism of the Week: A Cut Above the Rest
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America's Next Top Model

ANTM Cycle 17 Tyra-ism of the Week: A Cut Above the Rest

Who needs Oprah when we have Tyra Banks’ random musings from America’s Next Top Model to inspire us? This week on Cycle 17: All Stars, Tyra revealed her plans to mutilate her modelstants with a pair of sheers, and all we can say is –– high five, Ty-Ty. We totally R-E-S-P-E-C-T you.

“I have cut his hair,” Tyra said while she smized at her royal subjects and Nigel Barker cowered in the background. “And now it’s time to cut you.”

Seriously, someone tranquilize Ty-Ty because she’s on her way to turning the Top Model Mansion into a freak show full of discarded weaves and hair clippings. Poor thing must have done one too many booty touches, because she’s officially lost her mind.

Then again, high heels make excellent shivs, so the modelstants will probably be able to hold their own if it came to a full-out bitch fight.

09.27.2011 / 10:09 PM EDT by Mehera Bonner
Related: America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, Nigel Barker

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