The Real Catfights of Beverly Hills, Season 2, Episode 4: “Gossip Girls”
Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: all sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “Gossip Girls.” Get ready to rumble!
LISA VS. TAYLOR INSTIGATOR: Taylor WHY: Taylor is convinced that it was Lisa who leaked details of her personal life to a gossip publication. WINNER: Lisa. Okay, so Lisa could have chosen a better location than a charity event to badger Taylor about her weight loss, but Lisa seems to mean well. Plus, it’s not like Lisa and Taylor are hanging out all that often one-on-one, so this was kinda Lisa’s only chance. And isn’t it a tad ironic that Taylor explains to Kyle about making her staff sign confidentiality forms, while a TV camera crew is in the process of filming Taylor saying that? You can’t have it both ways, Tay!
LISA VS. BRANDI INSTIGATOR: Lisa WHY: Lisa applies guilt-by-association to anyone who knows Cedric (and probably to anyone who even uses a word that sounds similar to “Cedric,” like “cheddar”). Then again, pretty much every Housewife had some kind of crack to make about Brandi and her inability to balance on tall shoes. Talk about hazing the newbie! WINNER: Lisa. Granted, it’s not really Brandi’s fault that she happened to know Cedric back in the day, but Brandi was being awfully evasive about her current contact with him. And then Kyle mentions to Taylor that Brandi has been hanging out with Cedric more recently, and we’re like, “You mean, Cedric no longer spends every waking moment lounging beside a pool? Who knew!”
KIM VS. PAUL INSTIGATOR: Paul WHY: Paul is annoyed about quite a few things: that Kim is late to the plane, that Kim keeps talking while on the plane, and yet again, that Kim keeps chatting throughout the game. (Basically, he was just really annoyed with Kim.) WINNER: Kim. We addressed Kim’s lateness last week, but her infractions this week didn’t seem as bad, since Kim seemed to quiet down during the game when asked. And is Paul actually angry that Kim’s trying to make conversation during an otherwise-dull plane ride? Was he hoping to use that time to make some SkyMall purchases or something?