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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“You Don’t Whip Your Penis Out at a Party”: Top 10 Quotes from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2, Episode 5

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, “$25,000 Sunglasses?!

10. Dana’s son is also giving this year’s commencement address at Harvard.
Kyle [about Dana’s son]: I mean, he counts, he reads, he speaks Thai, he knows the solar system, he takes Pilates.

9. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Brandi [about her ex]: I was like, I’m taking you to the bank, motherf***er.

8. Even that would make more sense than how Brandi actually hurt her foot.
Kyle: Well, there Brandi goes, putting her foot in her mouth again — maybe that’s what happened to her other foot!

7. Taylor is not exactly angling for a job as Lisa’s publicist.
Taylor: I think Lisa’s qualified to be a commentator on the royal wedding because she’s British. [Eternally long pause.] And... married? Married and British.

6. There’s nothing subtle about Dana’s wardrobe selection.
Kyle [to the tune of “Here Comes the Bride”]: Here come the boobs...

5. Do we need to consult Camille’s mom’s rule about hands with this one?
Lisa: I haven’t actually seen Dr. Drew’s Twitter, but I’ve heard it’s rather large.

4. This is always a good rule to follow.
Kyle [about Brandi’s son]: Can you not at least go up and say, ‘“You don’t whip out your penis at a party and pee on the grass”?

3. Kyle and Brandi are off to a great start, don’t ya think?
Kyle [about Brandi]: I didn’t think you were a slut. I do now!

2. Way to keep this divorce classy...
Camille: I was married to that — big hands, big feet, big disappointment.

1. Giggy can’t get enough of Wills and Kate.
Lisa: Have you got, like, an earpiece for Giggy so he knows what’s going on?

10.4.2011 / 11:39 PM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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