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What are Garanimals? Namedrops and Pop Culture References From Glee Season 3, Episode 3

Namedrops abound on Glee. More often than not, a famous person's name is used as an insult to take someone down a peg or two — and that's something we totally support! To help you keep it all straight, we've compiled a list of the names and pop culture references deemed important enough to be dropped by Glee characters in Season 3, Episode 3: “Asian F.” Did you catch them all?

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Santana: [about Mercedes] I mean, she can’t do three steps without puking because she ate at Quiznos before she showed up in this joint.

Schue: And an autographed headshot of Vera Wang: “To Emma — Always marry up!”

Mr. Chang: My grandmother in China knew three English phrases: “Coca-Cola,” “Kiss my grits,” and “Harvard University.”

Beiste: I kicked a fire hydrant when I found out Ace of Cakes was canceled — hence, the crutches.

Beiste: Ballet improves your coordination, it boosts your IQ, and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars. Boo-ya!

Shane: You think Wonder Woman hugs the Cheetah before the Amazonian smack-down?

Shane: You always made me watch Dreamgirls. You say you’re Beyonce, but on the inside you feel like Effie White.

Santana: And yeah, Kurt here looks like Jimmy Fallon’s butch daughter, but a vote for him would only empower yet another frank ‘n beans.

Beiste: Harvard-Yale, 1968; Bush-Gore, 2000; and now...

Artie: “Out Here On My Own,” from the seminal behind-the-scenes musical, Fame.

Kurt: [to Blaine] If anyone else got Tony, including me, the wrath of Sondheim would fall upon William McKinley like a plague of Shubert Alley locusts.

Mercedes: [to Schue, about Rachel] You give that skinny, Garanimals-wearing ass-kisser everything!

Puck: [about the callback] Screw West Side Story — this is Clash of the Titans!

Beiste: It was one of the hardest decisions of my life, and that includes when I had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill. I sold Kim, but I kept Khloe.

Emma: In the grand tradition of the Special Olympics, everybody wins!

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10.8.2011 / 04:34 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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