We’re going to have to ask the gentlemen to leave the room for a moment (except for us writers, of course -- we’re paid to do this). Now, ladies, get ready to squeal with delight over the latest Bonesbaby spoilers.
E! Online has all the sickeningly sweet encouragement “shippers” need in its “Spoiler Chat” section. According to veteran contributor Kristin Dos Santos, the Season 7 premiere is “[s]o adorable we want to punch ourselves in the face.” This writer can’t replicate most of the Dos Santos’s testimony without making some faces himself, but suffice it to say that Booth (David Boreanaz) has “the cutest baby-talk voice,” and soft-hearted fans will delight in Booth and Brennan (Emily Deschanel) “lying in bed … basically promising each other a wonderful future together.”
Meanwhile, even Sweets (John Francis Daley) will be getting in on the gooey parenthood goodness. “In fact,” Dos Santos gushes, Sweets “shows” Booth and Brennan “how awesome parenthood can be.” Maybe our favorite psychologist has been playing some especially informative games of “doctor” with Daisy (Carla Gallo).
“Basically,” Dos Santos concludes, “the season premiere is packed with amazing moments for both couples[.]” Our conclusion? Guys, this might be a good episode to fire up the grill.