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Most Eligible Dallas

The Best Courtney Kerr Quotes From Most Eligible Dallas

In honor of the Most Eligible Dallas Season 1 final, we've collected our favorite quotes from Dallas's most quotable castmate: Courtney Kerr!

To Neill: "So have you been, like, a single mom since the very beginning, or have there ever been two people involved?"
We're pretty sure two people were involved at some point...

On her double date with Matt and Neill: “I don’t care what happens as long as I get mac 'n’ cheese on the table.”

“I think that if Matt’s passion for girls translates into his charity, it’ll be really successful.”
Because charity and hitting on girls are so related...

"It's not about keeping up with the Jonses. It's about keeping up with Ms. Jones, and her hair, and her makeup, and her tan, and her skincare, and her Botox, and her eyelashes, and her nails, and her mani or pedi."
Life is hard for a Dallas socialite.

About Tara: "I don't know what she does, but I swear her vagina is made of 24-carat gold."
That's a really weird thing to say about your friend, Court.

Drew is like that pair of shoes that you love so much because when they’re good they look so good, but they give you the worst blisters ever.”
We're really feeling the love.

"OK, you get a choice: You can either wear high heels, or you can wear bikinis. You can't wear both."
You've been told, pool party girls.

Did we miss one of your favorite Courtney moments? Sound off in the comments! And remember to tune in for the Most Eligible Dallas finale on Monday, October 17 at 10 pm ET/PT on Bravo.

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10.18.2011 / 01:55 AM EDT by Rebecca Martin
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