Watch! Beavis and Butt-head on Jersey Shore: “Family Made of Whores”
For any of us born in the ‘80s, we spent a small part of the ‘90s hearing the monotonous, mean-spirited (though harmless) grunt-like chuckles of Beavis and Butt-head. For the uninitiated, MTV’s resident hecklers would watch music videos (not so prehistoric then!) and mock what they saw with cooler-than-thou comments, despite the fact that they appear to be two unemployed slackers watching daytime TV.
Now the merry losers are being introduced to generations old and new, watching new material that their former selves could never have predicted. Namely, the Jersey Shore.
Our favorite quotes from last night’s premiere episode include:
“Nothing like a family tree if your family was made of whores.” Beavis, after watching Snooki and JWoww chalk up their infamous Hookup Board of Shame.
“If they like, did this chart long enough, they could find out where herpes began.” Beavis again. Sad, but also kind of true.
After Snooki tells the camera, “I'm a whore, hello?!”, Beavis says, “That’s how she answers the phone.”