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“How Do You Say ‘Hurry Up!’ in Spanish?”: Top 10 Quotes from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2, Episode 9

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, “Otherwise Engaged.”

10. Even Angelina Jolie would say that Kyle’s a little baby-crazy.
Kyle [to Farrah]: I want you to have the baby, give birth, give it to me, and then leave.

9. Who hasn’t had to say that from time to time?
Paul [to his anesthesiologist]: I think I just squirted fat onto you — sorry.

8. Is anyone surprised that Lisa tells her family members how to dress? Didn’t think so.
Lisa [to Max]: I don’t like you walking around with your trousers around your bottom — especially in West Hollywood. It sends out the wrong message.

7. No, but we do have a nickname for you: “That Crazy Lady.”
Dazza: Don’t you call your husband “Daddy”?

6. Yet another reason why we love Mauricio.
Paul [about Estella]: So remember, she’s gonna have this big dress thing on.
Mauricio: Thank God.

5. Kyle focuses on the silver lining.
Kyle [about Taylor’s photo in Us Weekly]: This is a cute picture, Taylor — that’s really all you need to think about.

4. Way to reassure your boyfriend, Kim.
Ken: You’re worried they won’t like me?
Kim: Yeah!

3. But turning your head isn’t that important, right?
Kyle: I’ve seen beautiful women turn into Catwoman, blowfish, where they can’t turn their heads.

2. Adrienne and Paul have an unusual take on dirty talk.
Adrienne [about sex with Paul]: How do you say “Hurry up!” in Spanish?

1. We would love to see what Lisa was like in the ‘60s.
Lisa: I could do the splits in bed — it was back in the ‘60s, but I could at one time.

11.2.2011 / 01:18 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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