Snooki tells GQ that, despite earning major moolah as part of MTV’s ragtag meatball parade, she’s wisely saving up her money and wearing $50 outfits instead. Snooks contrasts her interest-earning game plan with that of the Sitch: “I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I'm not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He's already broke!”
Apparently shilling for obscure tuxedo companies and selling cheaply made gym bags with his name on them (at half-off!) is lucrative, but Mike can’t hold on to his earnings longer than it takes him to buy a t-shirt with diamond necklaces built in to the fabric. Happy spending!