Snooki’s New Perfume is a Man Magnet, But The Situation “Smells Like Cheese”
Snooki has the secret to getting a guy, and it doesn’t involve cooka-flashing, hot tubs, or alcohol. Stunning, we know!
As Snooki tells Elle Magazine in an interview, all she needs to get boyfriend Jionni’s engine running is a quick spray of her namesake scent, Snooki by Snooki Polizzi. And she’s positive that, if her man got turned on, any man will.
She says, “Yeah. I actually didn't even tell [Jionni] it was my scent — I got out of the shower, put it on, and when we were cuddling he said I smelled really good... And I was like, 'Oh, well it's mine.' So I know that when girls wear it, they're going to get their guy."
But if the smell of candy and cotton candy and “lots of candy” is all it takes to get a guy, wouldn’t it be cheaper to just use jawbreakers instead of soap? Or take all those M&Ms that melt in our hands (sorry, M&M commercials, but they do) and dab the goo behind our ears? Sounds like something Deena would do.
As for her co-stars, Snooki reveals that hair gel fanatic Pauly D always smells clean. But no such kudos for the Situation. Whether it’s his dirty sex sheets or too much tanning lotion, Mike “smells like cheese,” according to Snooki. We feel faint just thinking about it.